This Won't Happen

Submitted by Kris on Tue, 2005-04-05 09:23.

My brief radio play:

SFX: A phone rings
Bob: Hello? Yes. Uh-huh. Okay, I'll just ask him. Fred?
Fred: Yeah?
Bob: It's the Prince of Wales on the phone. He says he's very sorry, but he's going to have to postpone the wedding by a day on account of the Pope being dead. He wants to know if you can still make it.
Fred: Humph. Tell him no. Tell him, if he's going to muck me about, then I don't care who he is, I'm busy.

Voice-over: Soon scenes like this were happening up and down the country, and Charles and Camila had no choice but to elope and marry in secret in Gretna Green, surrounded by 8th of April teatowels.

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