Meglomania
Yowser! For a moment there, I forgot I was a Womble.
Anyhoot, time for a quick top 5.
Top 5 Laws I'll Introduce When I Rule The Universe
- No soup on Tuesdays.
- Cats to be made of Velcro.
- London buses built with metallic paint as standard.
- Diction lessons for all 5-12 year olds.
- Jam to be reclassified as mammal.
Not entirely sure that velcro cats would work.
It depends what you plan on doing with them. I intend to make sure they're exactly where I left them.
I'd thought that was the best idea of the lot - but I assumed you meant to throw them at walls. I'm disappointed now.
Okay - I'll throw the cats if you put up the felt wallpaper.
That sounds like a good plan to me.
It's one small step for a Dragon, one giant leap for animal cruelty.
Well there is the theory that cats always land on their feet, so if we put the velcro on the underside of their paws it shouldn't be a problem.
Perfect! I hear B&Q have recently started producing cat-rivets.
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