No Happiness Will Come Of It

This evening I bought a tie.

I had to, okay? We've got a trade show coming up at work and I just need to have one. I don't know why. It's just...just a part of me has to wear this.

Look, I'm sorry. I know it's not good enough. I didn't mean for you to find out this way.

I'll understand if you don't want to see me any more.

I hope we can still be friends.

Sorry.

Kris, I can't believe this. How could you!!!

Submitted by Laura (not verified) on Thu, 2006-10-19 22:59.

I could only forgive you if you promised me that said neck apparel was not
paisley.

Submitted by Pete Johns (not verified) on Fri, 2006-10-20 06:59.

It's plain blue and unfortunately shiny. This morning was difficult.

Submitted by Fran (not verified) on Fri, 2006-10-20 10:22.

This is killing me. I look absolutely terrible.

Submitted by Kris on Fri, 2006-10-20 11:55.

Look on the bright side - you now qualify for my Hot Listâ„¢

Submitted by Siobhan Curran (not verified) on Fri, 2006-10-20 22:09.

shiny blue paisley? egads!!

Come on Kris, you're not fooling us, I know there has to be paisley somewhere

Submitted by Lou (not verified) on Sun, 2006-10-22 02:21.

Siobhan, the price is just too high. [tongue]

Lou, you are correct of course. I never leave the house without wearing my lucky paisley thermal vest.

Submitted by Kris on Sun, 2006-10-22 20:01.

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