Neologism

Panadopter (n): Someone who’ll sign up to anything.

A minor Bridezilla is known as a Bridezooky.

Eduganda (n): Content designed to inform and convert.

AMEXican (n): Someone who lives on credit.

T’didn’t: (n,v) Something you never got around to doing; the act of not doing it.

“It was on my todo list, but I t’didn’t.”

...word of the week: Guyliner.

Boozelage (n):
1. The part of a plane where they keep the drinks.
2. Any large repository of alcohol destined to fuel an evening.

...or possibly thanks to him. I found myself in the cinema the other night, watching the ads and needing a word to describe a modern experience, so I’ve liffted this one:

Amersham (n): That feeling of disappointment when you’re watching a really cool advert with a really cool soundtrack, grooving along, and it turns out to be for something mundane like yoghurt.

Paterbase (n): A sperm bank.

Taterbase (n): The place in your kitchen where you store your spuds.

onomatopedia (n). A book of words that sound like the thing they represent.

“Would you hand me the onomatopedia, please Martha? I need to know if this thing’s still frzzt’d.”

Alexical metrophobia (n). Fear of being stuck on the tube without anything to read.

“This man’s having an attack of alexical metrophobia – I need 25cc’s of Dan Brown, stat!”

Neonym (n). A word coined expressly for the purpose of sounding ‘new’, esp. by marketing people.

“‘Firewall’? Pah! That’s just a neonym for network packet filter.”

Trigenariaphobia (n). Fear of turning 30.

Copywrath (n): The backlash from copyright infringement.

“I sampled some phat beats from a Smurfs album, but pretty soon I had to face Papa’s copywrath.”