http://cafe.jenkster.com/permalink/cafe/this_won_t_happen Comments for "This Won't Happen" en http://cafe.jenkster.com/permalink/cafe/this_won_t_happen <p>My brief radio play:</p> <p><i><span class="caps">SFX</span>: A phone rings</i><br /> Bob: Hello? Yes. Uh-huh. Okay, I'll just ask him. Fred?<br /> Fred: Yeah?<br /> Bob: It's the Prince of Wales on the phone. He says he's very sorry, but he's going to have to postpone the wedding by a day on account of the Pope being dead. He wants to know if you can still make it.<br /> Fred: Humph. Tell him no. Tell him, if he's going to muck me about, then I don't care who he is, I'm busy.</p> <p>Voice-over: Soon scenes like this were happening up and down the country, and Charles and Camila had no choice but to elope and marry in secret in Gretna Green, surrounded by 8^th of April teatowels.</p> http://cafe.jenkster.com/permalink/cafe/this_won_t_happen#comments Tue, 05 Apr 2005 09:23:51 +0100 Kris 729 at http://cafe.jenkster.com