Cafe de Jenkster - Slow Day - Comments

Kris — Wed, 16 Feb 2005 10:09:21 +0000

Mmm, nutty.

Dragon Mama — Tue, 15 Feb 2005 19:05:53 +0000

Soyacat.

paj — Tue, 15 Feb 2005 18:43:29 +0000

On 15 February 2005 at 17:10, Dragon Mama wrote:

Kris got toast. We had owl and pussycat stew for supper.

Yet on
her
own fine blog, she professes to be a vegetarian. A lie has been told here!

Kris — Tue, 15 Feb 2005 17:59:37 +0000

That's right, I did have toast! So it wasn't a dream after all...

Dragon Mama — Tue, 15 Feb 2005 17:10:46 +0000

Oh come on, now you're just being ridiculous. Who ever heard of eating owl for breakfast?!

Kris got toast. We had owl and pussycat stew for supper.

James Casey — Tue, 15 Feb 2005 16:20:05 +0000

Come on, guys. I can't believe no one has twigged yet.

Fact 1: Dragon Mama is trying to get Kris to forget by saying Fran wouldn't
have liked him to go away anyway.

Fact 2: The Owl and the Pussycat are missing.

Fact 3: The Owl and the Pussycat were last seen in Dragon Mama's house.

Fact 4: Dragon Mama is a freakin' DRAGON! You people are so dense!

The question is, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, WHAT DID DRAGON MAMA COOK
KRIS FOR BREAKFAST?

Dragon Mama — Tue, 15 Feb 2005 16:03:48 +0000

All's well that ends well, surely: I expect Fran wouldn't have been happy about you sailing away for a year and a day with a Pussycat?

Kris — Tue, 15 Feb 2005 15:53:54 +0000

The irony of it all is that I don't even like honey. However, I'll grant you that the original works better than:

The owl and the pussycat and Kris Jenkins went to sea,
In a beautiful pea-green boat.
They took some honey, and plenty of money, and some boxes of cereal,
Wrapped up in a five-pound not.

Having said that, it might work as a joke. "An owl, a pussycat and Kris Jenkins walk into a bar..."

Dragon Mama — Tue, 15 Feb 2005 13:59:39 +0000

I thought that Cat looked a little shifty, but the pair of them were with Kris so I wanted to give them the benefit of the doubt.

Fran — Tue, 15 Feb 2005 13:05:13 +0000

Well Owl's gone missing so at least this explains that one.

But Pussycat? One's dead and the other's bonkers so I wouldn't be relying on any info about honey rations from either of them, DM.

Kris — Tue, 15 Feb 2005 12:24:47 +0000

Do you mean publically, or just in general?

James Casey — Tue, 15 Feb 2005 12:22:34 +0000

I'm thinking...

I hope you don't analyse all your dreams.

Kris — Tue, 15 Feb 2005 12:07:41 +0000

I'm thinking...I'm thinking DM must represent my superego.

Kris — Tue, 15 Feb 2005 11:31:57 +0000

Well, whatever it was, I'm glad DM liked it.

Brian — Tue, 15 Feb 2005 11:29:56 +0000

Was it Fingermouse?

Slow Day

Kris — Tue, 15 Feb 2005 10:26:17 +0000

It's one of those IT days that involves a lot of the, "Run. Wait 10 minutes. See if it worked." cycle. This is a little dull. So, while I sit out this current 10 minute slot, I'm going to tell you about the dream I had last night.

The owl, the pussycat and I were going to sail away (presumably in a beautiful, pea-green boat). The night before the journey we stayed at DragonMama's place. DM was nice enough to make breakfast for me, but when I enquired about the whereabouts of the O. & P., she said they'd left without me. I was saddened, but I put a brave face on it and entertained DM with a puppet show.

Anyone care to speculate, or shall I dive in and analyse this one myself?